“Jesus likes me when I work, but he loves me when I’m cluster-bombing random people in oil-rich third world countries.”
– Seen on a wall. (via kristrappeniers)

Person: Why do you love The Beatles so much?
Me: Have you ever listened to a Beatles song? Not just listen, but feel. Just turn off everything, turn up the music, and let the beautiful rhythms and lyrics wash over you. Feel it cleansing you from the rest of the world. Taking off all the stress, worries, and sadness. You just feel… at ease. At peace. It's the only time where you actually feel happy. You get that really cliche warm, fuzzy feeling in your heart. You listen to the music and feel like you know those four boys. Like you can just talk to them about your problems and they'll listen. They'll understand. And you smile. Just by listening to a Beatles song. And that's why I love them.